My landlady is really nice, kinda racist, and eccentric, but hopefully not outright crazy. She has two huge dogs who come up to my ribs, two basset hounds, and several parrots. She has also expressed on a few occasions how much she loves donkeys. On this trip we passed a couple leading a donkey each and she suggested mischievously stealing them for a night. Her husband was a naval officer so she's traveled all over the world, including Brazil. She explained to me how the nickname for speed bumps in French is gendarme couché, or sleeping police officer, and gave me the Portuguese name for it too, but I don't remember it.
I have lots of pictures I can show you of my house, but at some point it is just going to feel like showing off. It's this really old villa and because of some complications with previous tenants, I'm now in her guest bedroom, with an adjoining bathroom. To give you a sense of what it's like, I have a bell pull-like knob by my bed that lets me turn off the light overhead without getting up. The light overhead is a chandelier. What serves as a dresser is a marble fireplace with a gilt mirror over it. There's all sorts of bric-à-brac around the house and when I went to open up my nightstand drawer, I found a revolver. Which turned out to be a toy but just the same. It's in a great location and I'm living with one other American language assistant, Caitlyn, and three French-speaking dudes upstairs, one from France, one from Morocco, and one from China. There are drawbacks of course, like the generally unsanitary condition of the house, and having the dogs slobber mud all over my clothes any time I try to get past the door, but it's a fair trade in my mind.
