So, after my conspicuous absence from this blog, I would like to write a legit post, full of my usual ramblings.
To begin:
The French really like pink toilet paper. Why? Perhaps it is a more soothing color to have in the bathroom than stark white.
The French also have a tendency to place the toilet and the sink in separate rooms. Why? Perhaps it is an excuse to "forget" to wash your hands. Ew.